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WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN CLOSED BETA! Watch this space for more updates! ...........................................................More news to come.....................................................Like this one. This is more news. See?.......................................................................Glad you trust us now. Even more news to come......................................................................50 car pile-up results in barely any delays towards con. It's Megacon traffic - let's face it, you're stuck there forever anyway..........................................................................In other news................................................................................Cosplayer loses piece of armor, pretends it's battle damage. Admit it, you did this too at one point...........................................................................To be honest I don't get paid enough for this. I just get rewarded with soda and 3 day old pizza. Anybody that wants to do this, hmu................................................................................no seriously, I haven't seen my family in months, send help......................................................................................................oh yeah, the greedy owner is gonna ask you to join our Patreon to play this game. Personally I joined because they promised they'd let me see a parent of mine (singular, not both) if I got other people to join. Please save me. They bribed me with free sets of my favorite cosplayer and then locked the door. I get fed only twice a day. No human should endure this. I don't even get light here. And the smell is horrid. Day in and day out I just build cos props and market their games for anyone that cares to listen. Prospects are looking dim tbh. Might not make it................................................................................................I'm being told for legal reasons this is all a joke. This entire news ticker is a joke. Just putting that out there now.................................................................................Don't forget to register to vote you guys.............................................................................. and last but not least................................................................................
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